WE. ARE. IN. BUSINESS.

First off, I think I am a Helvetica guy.  I wish I could say I am starting this due to a ground swell of popular acclaim, but actually my bride thinks I should share my many clever musings with the world so she doesn't have to listen to them anymore.  How clever are they?  Well, you be the judge; check here, here, here, or here.  Seeing as how most of my traffic will have been redirected from my wife's site, if you think this might tickle the funny bone of someone else in your life (male?), pass the link on sucka!!  I should warn you- I work blue, unlike the Misses.  Cut me some slack- the bar is set pretty low.  There is a popular blog that exists solely for people to post pics of their poo (consider this your warning if you click through).  By the way, the Mr. T picture is because my wife insists I need a picture in the post.  I actually met him when I was 11, and he is about 5'7".  And he seemed like a prick.  I swore I would never seek an autograph again on that day, and I still haven't.


The name- StinkBug is what I call my new daughter, because she is both stinky and cute as a bug.  And I could not think of anything better.  I intend to use this forum to talk about things I like (outdoors, books) and things I don't (small dogs, reality television, cheesecake).  I will try to include a little something for the ladies and the gents, and for the most part my tongue will be firmly planted in my cheek. Keep in mind, my musings will always contain at least 10% truth, and I look forward to getting to know you all.                             


From a distance.


Mr. French