OK, so I have been thinking. I can't come up with amusing anecdotes 5x per week; I am far and away too boring. I have a plan, and here it is- every weekday will have a theme, and I will try to post something in line with that theme. I most likely will stick to this plan 46% of the time. The rest of the time will just be potty humor. Here are my themes:
Monday- Stuff I find amusing. It will be mostly true. Names will NOT be changed to protect the innocent.
Tuesday- Travel ideas. I hate Vegas, so don't worry. I have been to Branson numerous times as a child, along with DollyWorld. We saw a guy in a "Pull My Finger" T-shirt with a hole cut out around his bellybutton in DollyWorld. Expect lots of adventurous trips, and a good bit of snow.
Wednesday- "Well Fed Wednesday;" I like to cook, and am a bit more adventurous than your average guy. I can count red velvet cake and home-made strawberry rhubarb pie as notches on my belt, so step off and show some respect!
Thursday- Things you should buy your significant other. My angle here is to eventually get some free stuff, so help me out.
Friday- Random amusing thoughts. By Friday I will be gasping for air. I hope to send you into the weekend with an entertaining post that shows my amazing wit and off-limits virility.