This is not a picture of me.I have a real issue with body hair. I haven't taken the step to rid myself of it, but I sense the day is near. I was lying in the tub this morning and realized hair is taking over my body like kudzu on a magnolia tree. And I would consider myself relatively hairless when compared to some of the man-apes out there.
That's a house underneath all that vine. Picture my body instead of a house, and you understand my fears. Ok, perhaps that is taking it a bit too far. Regardless, if it were easy, socially acceptable, and painless, I would clean things up a good bit- most likely leaving hair on my head and eyebrows only. Think how much cooler summer would feel? Unfortunately, I can't bear the thought of looking like a 200 pound cyclist. Hirsute it is.
And don't even get me started on hair on women.