Wow, that is a diverse group of topics. Here we go. On the news this morning, I heard the details of the upcoming trial of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi on charges of having sex with an underage prostitute. Mr. Berlusconi is in his seventies, quite wealthy, and a total sex fiend. He has been linked to more prostutites, strippers, and mistresses than probably any politician in history. The lady in question in this case has the stage name of "Ruby Heartstealer." Here she is:
I also heard an NPR interviewer ask a Congolese man that had been castrated by rebels how it "affected his life." Great question.
Back to Ms. Heartstealer- one of the best stage names ever. Which got me thinking.... As those of you that read my "French Foreign Legion Name Game" post might have realized, I like name games. I like coming up with names for adult film stars that are terms used in common (or slightly less common) speech. Here are my current faves:
Liquid Smoke. We used it in chili tonight. Great name. But nowhere near the All-Time Greatest action hero/male porn star name:
Duke Lacrosse. The greatest ever? Possibly.
I bet you didn't think I could link the three topics in the title together, did you?
Mr. F
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