I was driving down the street today, and I spotted one of the many panhandlers making a living in Portland. This particular fella was nattily attired, and I was a bit jealous.
Picture this guy, but in a North Face jacket. khakis, and with a scruffy beard. OK, maybe don't picture this guy. Instead try this:
The Duderino, but dressed slightly better. That is more like it. I love Jeff Bridges and The Big Lebowski. I had a dream that we went to a movie last night and sitting behind us were Mr. Bridges, Clint Eastwood, and Paul Newman. They invited our son to sit with them. Trippy. But what a collection of macho awesomeness.
Back to the subject- when panhandlers have a deeper closet than I do, it is time for some new threads. I suspect the next few months may be seeing a trip to J. Crew/ The Rack. It isn't usually all that fun trying to find clothes to fit someone shaped like a barrel.